Darwin dating joke
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate's place and thought it was safer not to drive and crash out there. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. So, this Saturday at PM Eastern time all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
" He ended up in court, managed to be released on bail and had to come back to Darwin court later that year to hear the end of it.
A coupla blokes in the South Australia outback were entertaining themselves with the politically incorrect game of tying sticks of dynamite to rabbits which would then run in to their burrows to hide and boof!
Aussie bloke Patrick Carroll was at Darwin airport when he got a bit thirsty, so he left his luggage on a trolley to go and buy a beer.
When he returned from the bar a security man was inspecting his luggage and Patrick called out to him; "Don't worry, I left the bomb in Iraq, mate!